ronaldtherapist:

actual storyline from american horror story

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madonna | music videos | 
hung up
(confessions on a dance floor, 2005)

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Time to taste the rainbow… Or lead ET into the house! #Skittles #Candy #Sweeties #fatty

Time to taste the rainbow… Or lead ET into the house! #Skittles #Candy #Sweeties #fatty

It’s clean bedding day! As a result my room and bed smell amazing!! Be warned however… My bedding looks migrane inducing! LOL #Bed #linen #freshbedding #laundryday

It’s clean bedding day! As a result my room and bed smell amazing!! Be warned however… My bedding looks migrane inducing! LOL #Bed #linen #freshbedding #laundryday

After 10 days off, return to the sky’s tomorrow! Uniforms ironed and at the ready! 😀 #Crewlife #cabincrew #lovemyjob

After 10 days off, return to the sky’s tomorrow! Uniforms ironed and at the ready! 😀 #Crewlife #cabincrew #lovemyjob

finalfantasyfootball:

reverseracist:

muna543:

I’m just a 14 year old white girl I’m not a terrorist

hope they got Starbucks in Maximum Security

finalfantasyfootball:

reverseracist:

muna543:

I’m just a 14 year old white girl I’m not a terrorist

hope they got Starbucks in Maximum Security

(Source: hylianears)

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Russell Howard’s Good News.

(Source: greglestrade)

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This is absolutely adorable!!! Two old ladies fly for the first time in their lives!! One is more reserved, the other looks as mad as a box of hats! Bless her! 

90s90s90s:

Behind the scenes of Beetlejuice

(Source: loopholes)

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itstonybetch:

doritoslocostacosupreme:

when your mom comes home and you know she has food

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when you’re half asleep and you remembered to do something

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when you get done with your 4th sit up

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when your alarm goes off but you can’t be bothered to wake up

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Lazy day filled with camp trashy movies ahead! #movies #moviemarathon #camp #DeathBecomesHer #MurielsWedding #StepfordWives #DropDeadGorgeous #MyStepmotherIsAnAlien #NicoleKidman #MerylStreep #GoldieHawn #KimBasinger #ToniCollette

Lazy day filled with camp trashy movies ahead! #movies #moviemarathon #camp #DeathBecomesHer #MurielsWedding #StepfordWives #DropDeadGorgeous #MyStepmotherIsAnAlien #NicoleKidman #MerylStreep #GoldieHawn #KimBasinger #ToniCollette

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

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